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. Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor
2. Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean things, but you know I didn’t mean it. It’s like running out on someone you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to think, and realize how lucky I am. So when I said don’t talk to me and slammed the door in your face, what I meant to say was I love you and my door is always open, life wouldn’t be the same without you by me every step of the way
3. Im not addicted…I’m just affraid of that voice that says ‘goodbye’
4. My two biggest problems are addiction to the internet and procrastination. I’m away from the Internet now…I’ll work on procrastination later
5. I hate it when someone asks me ‘If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?’ So, I’m on my way to go jump off a bridge because I wanted to be a trend setter and jump off the bridge first. I won’t be jumping just because everyone else did!
6. Notice how you and me are always online at the same time? You must be addicted.
7. If you got this message, I pulled myself off the computer in order to take a brief break. I really doubt that I’ll be gone long, and if I am, I am most definatly going through withdrawl, so please, stay, talk, I will return within seconds
8. Cute enough to make you look twice, Sweet enough but not too nice, A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that’ll make you smile
9. God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt
10. If your name was sleep, I would be doing you in bed right nowI can’t be with you So all I will do is sleep. Please don’t wake me up from this dream For it’s all of you that I can keep
11. As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought ‘Were the heck did my ceiling go?
12. This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you’re IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I’m at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.
13. If you sleep with a girl without protection, you’re having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.
14. I am off in that wonderful land where I can have anything i want! When i wake up i’ll have to face reality for the next 12 hours so! Leave me alone!
15. Looking in the mirror Here’s what I see A sad little girl staring back at me She acts so tough And so grown up But that’s not who she really is And it’s not who she wants to be I know this because that little girl is Me
16. Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life worthwhile so when you are lonely remember it’s true somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
17. You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where they f**ca is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
18. I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again
19. The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast, I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try, At milking a cow.
poti sa alegi de aici

*Un iubit te poate injunghia in inima, un strain in fata, un prieten pe la spate. Dar prietenii adevarati nu poarta cutite la ei. (A boyfriend stabs you in the heart, a stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, but best friends don’t carry knives.)

*Prietenii adevarati sunt ingeri, chiar daca au uitat sa zboare…

*Un prieten adevarat e greu de gasit, si mai greu de parasit si imposibil de uitat. (True friends are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget.)

*Daca saruturile sunt valuri/ Iti voi da o mare./Daca imbratisarile sunt raze/ Iti voi da un soare./ Daca prietenia ta e o stea/Iti voi darui toata galaxia /Pentru ea.

*Sunt inconjurata de ingeri. Ii numesc simplu PRIETENI. (I’m sorrounded by angels. I call them FRIENDS.)

*Dintre toti cei care vor intra in viata ta, numai prietenii adevarati vor lasa urme in inima ta. (There will be many people who will walk in and out of your life but only true friends will leave footprints behind.)

*Un prieten adevarat e acela care iti accepta trecutul, te sprijina in prezent si te incurajeaza in viitor. (A friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future.)


*Prietenia este ca relatia dintre mana si ochi. Cand mana se raneste, ochii plang. Si cand ochii plang, mana le sterge lacrimile. (Friendship is like the relation between hands and eyes. When the hand gets hurt, the eye cries, and when the eye cries the hand wipes its tears.)

*O prietenie care ia sfarsit n-a existat de fapt. (A friendship that can end, never really began.)

*Nimic nu-ti poate schimba mai mult parerea despre un prieten ca succesul. Al tau sau al lui. (Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success: yours or his.)

*Prietenii vin si pleaca, dar pe cei adevarati ii pastrezi toata viata.

*Drumul spre casa unui prieten nu este niciodata prea lung. Ca si calea spre inima sa. (The road to a friend’s house is never long.)

*Un prieten adevarat crede in tine atunci cand tu ai renuntat sa mai speri. (A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.)

*Fereste-te de explicatii. Dusmanii oricum nu te vor crede, iar prietenii nu au nevoie de explicatii. (Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.)

*Never forget the people who made you who you are.*She’s my best friend. Break her heart and I’ll break your face!


*Cel mai bun accesoriu pentru o fata: prietenii ei. (The best accessory a girl can have: her best friends.)

*Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.

*E mult mai usor sa transformi prietenia in dragoste decat dragostea in prietenie. (It’s much easier to turn friendship into love, than love into friendship.)

*You know you’ve got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you’re laughing too hard.

*Friends are forever. Boys (girls) are whatever.


*Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.

*A true friend is like a good bra: supportive, hard to find and close to your heart.

*A best friend is like a 4-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

*Friendship is like China bowl: once broken, can be mended but crack is still there.

*A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.

*A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

Anger, tears and sadness are only for those who have given up