Vreau si eu statusuri in engleza de toate felurile... dau funda

1. Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor

2. Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean
things, but you know I didn’t mean it. It’s like running out on someone
you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to
think, and realize how lucky I am. So when I said don’t talk to me and
slammed the door in your face, what I meant to say was I love you and
my door is always open, life wouldn’t be the same without you by me
every step of the way.

3. Im not addicted…I’m just affraid of that voice that says ‘goodbye’

4. My two biggest problems are addiction to the internet and
procrastination. I’m away from the Internet now…I’ll work on
procrastination later.

5. I hate it when someone asks me ‘If everyone else jumped off a
bridge, would you do it too?’ So, I’m on my way to go jump off a bridge
because I wanted to be a trend setter and jump off the bridge first. I
won’t be jumping just because everyone else did!

6. Notice how you and me are always online at the same time? You must be addicted.

7. If you got this message, I pulled myself off the computer in
order to take a brief break. I really doubt that I’ll be gone long, and
if I am, I am most definatly going through withdrawl, so please, stay,
talk, I will return within seconds.

9. Cute enough to make you look twice, Sweet enough but not too
nice, A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that’ll make you
smile

10. I see angles in the sky, I’ve seen snow falling in July.
11. A friend in need it’s a frienf indeed!
12. Out of my mind; back in five minutes!
13. Theme words are my own: From my heart: I love you, I love you, and I love you!
14. We've walked on this earth many times together; perhaps for a moment; perhaps for years but our heart is one heart and we were meant to be.
15. We've been together before, in other lifetimes, we've fought dragons, and have been torn from each others arms yet our love prevailed.
16. Breathless kisses, burning touches, soft-spoken words of love urgently spoken words of passion.
17. A man and a woman, one complete love since time began predestined to be as one!
18. Be optimistic, all the people you hate are going to eventually die smile.
19. Love is like google, you have to go trough a lot of spam before you find what you’re looking for.
20. Same ***, diferent day! It’s all about you.
21. I can’t be with you so all I will do is sleep. Please don’t wake me up from this dream for it’s all of you that I can keep.
22. As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought "Were the heck did my ceiling go?!?"
23. This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you’re
24. IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing
25. Is that I’m at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now
A smile doesn’t cost anything

* I was born intelligent but school destroyed me

* We have to look for the facts, not words

* Don’t be sad, don’t be blue. Frankenstein was ugly too

* He who laughs last, laughs best! But he who laughs first, sees the point

* To be or not to be, this is the question

* A bad workman always blames his tools

* A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

* A faithful friend is hard to find; remember man and keep in mind

* A friend in need it’s a frienf indeed

* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

* A smile doesn’t cost anything

* Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you los

* I see angles in the sky, I’ve seen snow falling in July, I’ve seen things you can only imagine to see or do, but I haven’t seen anything sweeter than you.

9. Cute enough to make you look twice, Sweet enough but not too
nice, A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that’ll make you
smile

10. God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt.

6. Notice how you and me are always online at the same time? You must be addicted

7. A faithful friend is hard to find; remember man and keep in mind (un prieten adevarat este greu de gasit; sa tii minte asta)

8. A friend in need it’s a frienf indeed (prietenul la nevoie se cunoaste);

9. A smile doesn’t cost anything (un zambet nu costa nimic);


4. To be or not to be, this is the question (a fi sau a nu fi, aceasta este intrebarea);

* Be optimistic, all the people you hate are going to eventually die smile
* Love is like google, you have to go trough a lot of spam before you find what you’re looking for
* Death is patient. She waits for every single one of us.I started out with nothing… and I still have most of it!
* If you see me, don’t touch me, If you touch me, don’t kiss me, If you kiss me, don’t *** me, If you *** me, don’t stop


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