50 ani mai tarziu... :D
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Amin
Vreau si eu toooort (chiar daca e stricat, asa il manc )
Ce tort visezi tu acolo?
Scoate-te tortul din buzunar, da ma si mie nu fii fomist
Tu crezi ca eu tin torturi in buzunar?
Nu cred, eu stiu ca tu il tii in buzunarul de la spate )
N-am buzunare la spate, eu umblu in boxeri pe strada
)
Vrei sa iti imprumut o rochie de la mine?
Nu mersi, raman la boxeri mei sexosi
Cu rochita asta poti sa te duci si la munca =)))
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Oribila
"-El e mecanic, ea e casnica.
El se pricepe la masini cat un fotomodel.
ea face prajituri cu gust de piulita-fluture."
Am multe, dar cel mai des o folosesc pe asta, cu mici modificări
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9UrXV3blvg
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Din serialul Anatomia lui Grey.
Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAaKVEdh3FM&t=1m5s
"Power is always dangerous. It attracts the worst. And corrupts the best "
Nu stiu care e preferata, dar e una din ele.
Plus cateva care mi-au placut :-? :
1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvJFoOEOYpE
""I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of God. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here
[points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.""
2)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amJCWEgSnAs
"Once more into the fray
Into the last good fight I’ll ever know
Live and die on this day …
Live and die on this day … "
3)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV_B-2j-GBs&t=1m42s
"‘You know, your honor, throughout this entire court case, you haven’t looked me or my attorney in the eye once. It’s obvious you’re not here in the search for justice, so therefore, there’s no point in me asking for a lighter sentence. I don’t care what you do cause you’re not respecting us, this is not a court of law; as far as I’m concerned, no justice is being served here, & you still can’t look me in the eye.
So I say, do what you wanna do, give me whatever time you want, because I’m not in your hands,
I’m in God’s hands." – Tupac
"...I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness..."
Chiar că e mișto.
Am mai multe:
"You make me want to be a better man." - As Good as It Gets
"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in." - The Godfather: Part III
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?" - Dirty Harry
S inca doua "pentru suflet":
"My precious." - The Lord of the Rings
"Yippie-ki-yay, ***!" - Die Hard
Traieste momentul, golesteste-ti mintea de rahaturi si doar atunci vei fii un om fericit.
You know how they say "it's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yt1iBZHywA
"O,da,trecutul poate sa doara.Dar poti sa fugi de el, sau poti invata din el".
"Crezi ca Dumnezeu a stiut ce face cand a creat femeile?"
"Hai Marie sus in vie sa-ti arat o smecherie"
by: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELMZuyiSnvk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
"Dar capsunile sunt ca noi, niste dracusori mititei care ascund te delicioase inauntrul lor" -Lucifer
Yee
din filmul/parodia cu acelasi nume:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Z877hia8E
"Ești mai prost decât recolta de acum un an"
Să-ți dea Dumnezeu sănătate și Măicuța Domnului dimpreună cu el, ca să nu-l lase...
prost esti, prost devii, prost ramai
unde zboara pasarile zboara si ciorile (asta este mereu la o colega)
Pot sa intru? Stai sa ies!
Greu al dracu'
Ba ce prost e asta! Hahaha, ce fuge al dracu!
Ma ia lasati-ma ba, ce, voi n-aveti servici
astea sunt singurele