Spuneti-mi si mie niste statusuri funny in engleza(mai multe), dar nu din alea vechi... ceva mai nou.
FUNDA :*

Status2: Breathless kisses, burning touches, soft-spoken words of love urgently spoken words of passion.
Status3LA man and a woman, one complete love since time began predestined to be as one.
Status4:We've been together before,in other lifetimes, we've fought dragons, and have been torn from each others arms yet our love prevailed.
Status5:We've walked on this earth many times together, perhaps for a moment, perhaps for years but our heart is one heart and we were meant to be.
Status6:So when our time on earth, once again comes to a close have no worries my dear for we will find each other again, and again and again.
Status7: A special world for you and me, a special bond one cannot see, it wraps us up in its cocoon and holds us fiercely in its womb.
Status8: Its fingers spread like fine spun gold, gently nestling us to the fold like silken thread it holds us fast and bonds like this are meant to last.
Status9: Love is the greatest feeling,love is like a play,love is what I feel for you,each and every day,love is like a smile,love is like a song,love is a great emotion,that keeps us going strong,I love you with my heart,my body and my soul,I love the way I keep loving,like a love I can't control,so remember when your eyes meet mine,I love you with all my heart, and I have poured my entire soul into you, right from the very start.
Status10: What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love!
Status11: Love comforteth like sunshine after rain

Don't drink and drive.smoke and fly