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Two blondes in a car, red lights, stop:
- Mama... See what beautiful red!
- Yes... wow...
- Yes... yellow look nice...
- Aha...
- Yes... Look beautiful green...
- Yes, this is really great...
- Oh... and red ala... I've seen it, let's go!
Two Transylvanian the station at the ticket window:
- Miss, two tickets.
- Yeah, sure, we know?
- Gheo, I say?
- No.
- Miss, two tickets, please.
- Sure, but if you tell me where you're going, do not know how to ask.
- Gheo, I say?
- Apai, tell him.
- No, dear lady, we mer'em at a wedding!
Two Transylvanian the city, stay in a hotel on the 20th floor. The elevator
does not work. Grab her to climb the stairs. On the 5th floor, Ion
by George:
- Gheo, I have to tell you something...
- Let me in my bitterness, I think you get up.
After about another 7 floors, Ion:
- Gheo, should tell you something...
- Let me, John, I think you get. Now leave me alone!
In front of the door, the Ion Gheorghe:
- Say now what you wanted to tell me.
- I forgot the key at the reception!
Them to settle down. After about 5 floors, John wants to say something.
- Leave me alone. I think below!
After another 7 floors, Ion wants to say something, George annoyed him
stops. I get exhausted at the reception, John:
- May Gheo, you really do not you take a joke?!
They meet two Transylvanian:
- Why are you bitter, Ioane?
- How not to be bitter, in Gheo, amu me killed an ox...
- Eh, do not worry as we humans take all six, one 'after altu'...