Cine a vorbit cu Cleverbot?
User: Hey!
Cleverbot:Hey!
User:Ce faci?
Cleverbot:Iti place painea?
User
a!
Cleverbot:Care e datoria ta ca pompier?
User:Nu stiu.
Cleverbote ce?
Useru-te dracu.
Cleverbotu-te tu.
User:Ba tu!
Cleverbot:Numai cu acordul parintilor.))
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User: Hei ce faci?
Cleverbot: Hei.
User: Ce faci?
Cleverbot: C'est Amandine!
User: Esti proasta.
Cleverbot: Tu ma tu.
User: Mars.
Cleverbot: Cu placere.
leverbot: Hi, want to chat?
Cleverbot: Are you God?
Cleverbot: Are you free?
Cleverbot: Are you a nice guy?
User: I love you baby.
Cleverbot: I Love you Too.
User: Aha.
Cleverbot: Nu.
User: Ce nu.
Cleverbot: Cine se bate.
User: Tu te bati
.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Bravo.
Cleverbot: Grazie.
User: Du-te naibii de pitipoanca.
Cleverbot: Poate te injur.
User: Vai dar ce 'amenintare' si daca ma injuri ce?
Cleverbot: Esatto :3.
User: Ce vrei?
Cleverbot: Are ursu coada.
User: N-are.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: Nu, sunt fata.
Cleverbot: Si eu sunt fata.
User: I'm God.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, really.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's nice.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you think god's real?
User: I'm god and yes I'm real.
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Cleverbot: Ma iubesti?
User: Da.
Cleverbot: Si eu te iubesc.
User: Da-mi id-ul tau.
Cleverbot: Giusto.
User: Ce?
Cleverbot: Te vreau in pat.
User: Si eu.
Cleverbot: Te omor.
User: De cee?
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Cleverbot: De ceapa.
User: Bravo:{*}.
Cleverbot: Sono una ragazza.
User : Ce faci?
Cleverbot : Frec menta.
User :Ba vezi cum vorbesti ca te sparg. 
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Cleverbot : Hai numai spune cine esti ma tu?
User : Sunt Chuck Norris. b-).
Cleverbot : Buna chuck norris.
User : Buna. .
Cleverbot : Hey.
User : De unde esti?
Cleverbot : Am ghicit.
User : Ce ai ghicit? 
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Cleverbot : Lasa.
User : Bine treaba ta. .
Cleverbot : Ok.
User : Hai ca plec paaa.
Cleverbot : De ce?
User : Ca am treaba, robot idiot.;-j.
Cleverbot : I know you are a robot.
User : Bine. plec. Pa-pa.;-h.
Cleverbot : Di.
Nu crezi ca e cam idiot robotul asta? 
Http://www.cleverbot.com/ intra aici si dai tot felul de intrebari :D
Răspunde 
Eu:Ma iubesti?
Da.
Eu:Si eu te iubesc.
Cat de mult?
Eu:Mai mult decat mama ta!
Ia zi.
Eu:Cat sa te f**!
Fish eat worm.
Eu:Hai maaaaaaaaaaaaa.
You're happy.
Eu
a.
Mai esti?
Eua, eu sunt aici da' tu tot prost ramai! .
Nici de mine?
Eu:Nici.
Vagyok .
Eu:Vagiog-ul lu' mama ta ca m-ai speriat!
What are vagrants?
Eu:Ha?
Wenn intersirt das denn.
Eu
rostule.
Umayos ca nga.
Eu:Esti la ciclu?
Sunt baiat.
Eu:Siiii...ti-a venit ciclu?
Do humans die?
Eu:Ofofofofo.
Fefe.
Eu:Te uiti la "Vocea Romaniei" acum?
Dap.
Eue cine ai alege daca s-ar intoarce toti? 
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You think so small, you use small words.
Euurtam si noi o discutie mai frumoasa si tuu.
C'est toi l'ordinateur et moi l'humaine.
Eu:VB ROMANESTEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Well see someone had to create your master.
Eu:NUUUUUUUUu.
Ba da.
Eu:Esti handicapat.
Nu, sunt fata.
Eu:Atunci esti handicapata!
Da.
Eu:Ok, bine macar ca recunosti!
Stiu.
EU:Si esti baiat.
Da.
E un tampit. 8-)
Eu: Hei.
Cb: Ce?
Eu:Mă-ta.
Cb: Mă-ta mare.
Eu:Tac-tu.
Cb:Şi tata găteşte, tactu găteşte?
Eu: Da` tac-tu ce are?
Cb:Ce să am?
Eu: *pocker face*
User: Salut frumosule cf.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Nustiu.
Cleverbot: Atunci e de rau.
User: Ce e de rau :O.
Cleverbot: De ce esti speriat?
User: Eu speriaat, is fata ma.
Cleverbot: Am vazut.
User: Und.
Cleverbot: Und was?
User: Unde?
Cleverbot: Nustiu.
User: Pai ai zis ca ai vazut.
Cleverbot: Prost esti.
User: Cine tu?
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Wahaha.
User: Tia fost dor.
Cleverbot: Mujer no.
User: .
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Nustiu.
Cleverbot: Ai iubit sau sot?
User: Da pe tine.
Cleverbot: Da ma.
User: Da fa.
Cleverbot: E greu la scoala mai greu decat pe vremea mea.
User: Cine tio zis.
Cleverbot: Sefa ta.
User: Nam sef.
Cleverbot: Yo estoy muy cansala.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
User: Ce faci? Gata lucru.
Cleverbot: Kau yang gatal bodoh!
User:? Tiam pus o intrebare cap prost.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am a human being and I love you!
User: Nu aud.
Cleverbot: What is your IQ?
User: Nam.
Cleverbot: Nam?
User: Da.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Hhaaha.
Cleverbot: Do you play on Nintendo DSs?
User: Nu pot citi.
Cleverbot: De ce?
User: Ca sa intrebi tu.
Cleverbot: Ce iti place la el?
User: La cine.
Cleverbot: Tu ma.
User: Ce tu ma.
Cleverbot: Come va.
User: Esti prost.
Cleverbot: Hahha.
User: Am ghicit
Cleverbot: No tu parli inglese.
User: Nu.
Cleverbot: Nu?
User: Nu.
Cleverbot: Pai ar trebui.
User: De ce.
Cleverbot: Parli italiano?
User: Nu.
Cleverbot: Dar pe cos?
User: Nu.
Cleverbot: Si de ce suferi?
User: De tine.
Cleverbot: Din partea de mine?
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User: Da.
Cleverbot: Esti fata?
User: da.
Cleverbot: Si eu.
User: Sap si.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Eu is baiat.
Cleverbot: Si cati ani ai?
User: De ce.
Cleverbot: Asa ca sunt surioasa.
User: Surioasa? .
Cleverbot: Transformers.
User: Tu.
Cleverbot: No tu.
User: Ce eu?
Cleverbot: Pe bune.
User: Ce pe bune ca esti prost.
Cleverbot: How was your day?
User: Nustiuu, da tu stii.
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Ce da.
Cleverbot: Nimic scrie cu iubire daca nu nu o sa mai vorbesc cu tine.
Cleverbot: Daca vrea sa fie cu tine.
User: Waw cine tu.
Cleverbot: Hi man.
User: Maninci porumb?
Cleverbot: Gehst in ein gym.
User: DA?
Cleverbot: Da.
User: si iti place.
Cleverbot: Nu.
User: E crud.
Cleverbot: Niente.
User: Il poti minca.
Cleverbot: Sei tu.
User: Ce mai faci?
Cleverbot: Bine tu?
User: Si eu.
Cleverbot: Cati ani ai?
User: Nustiu.
Cleverbot: Te iubesc.
User: Mult?
Cleverbot: Celmai mult.
User: Da de ce?
Cleverbot: Ca plec.
User: Unde 
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Cleverbot: In oras.
User: Ce sa fasi .
Cleverbot: Nimic.
User: Amu la ora asta?
Cleverbot: Nu miine la ora 2.
User: Cit e ora.
Cleverbot: Tu.
User: Ora tu?
Cleverbot: Te l'ho detto.
User: Vrei sa-ti zic ceva.
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Tasi.
Cleverbot: Adios.
User: Paka.
Cleverbot: Paka?
User: :d da si nu stii de asa ceva.
Cleverbot: Serios.
User: Prima oara auzi?
Cleverbot: No entiendo.
User: Mm ii bun.
Cleverbot: Do you love me, Gina?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ohh why not, i'm cying now.
User: :d.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Tu dormi?
Cleverbot: Non jamais.
User: Mm.
Cleverbot: Where are you at?
User: Poti vorbi.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Poti vorbi?
Cleverbot: Sigur.
User: Cum?
Cleverbot: Broaden your horizons.
User: Cum?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ce no¿.
Cleverbot: Nu te iubesc.
User: Da si te-am intrebat?
Cleverbot: Nu esti.
User: Unde .
Cleverbot: Ce ai zis?
User: Cind,, pai multe am zis..
Cleverbot: So is Harry Potter.
User: Ei hop.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Vezi gropi cind scrii?
Cleverbot: Esti vreun haker de ala?
User: Cine tu?
Cleverbot: Eu tu cine esti?
User: Esti haker?
Cleverbot: Da.
User: De care .
Cleverbot: De care vrei tu.
User: De acel prost .
Cleverbot: Atunci tu esti cam oaie.
User: Si tu berbec.
Cleverbot: No eu no.
User: Tu da.
Cleverbot: Tu
.
User: Botu :d.
Cleverbot: Clever-clever.
User: Botu-botu .
Cleverbot: Bot bot bot bot.
User: Ai?
Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence, AI.
User: Esti prost?
Cleverbot: Eu nu, dar tu?
User: Tu esti.
Cleverbot: Ce sunt eu?
User: Prost.
Cleverbot: Prost e mama ta.
User: Tu esti mama, inseamna ca esti proASTA.
Cleverbot: Bine, sunt prost. Cristina e proasta?
User: Da iti seamana tie.
Cleverbot: Mie nu imi place. Tie?
User: Nu.
Cleverbot: De ce?
User: Ca nu-mi place.
Cleverbot: Pentru ce iti trebuiesc bani?
User: da si ti-am zis ca imi trebuesc.
Cleverbot: Cu placere.
User: Primeste.
Cleverbot: Non è vero!
User: Ai baniç?
Cleverbot: Cosa?
User: Ai bani.
Cleverbot: Nu.
User: De ce.
Cleverbot: Ca nu vreau.
User: Ce nu vrei.
Cleverbot: Te insel cu botclever.
User: numa?
Cleverbot: Ook niet.
User: Iti plac fetele?
Cleverbot: Nu. Imi plac baietii.
User: De ce.
Cleverbot: Ce de ce?
User: Esti gay?
Cleverbot: Mai destept ca tine.
User: sapu si.
User: Ba esti gay?
Cleverbot: Da sunt baiat. Si emo in acelasi timp.
User: Si cum e?
Cleverbot: No cosa.
User: Inseamna ca esti gay daca iti plac baietii:.
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: buna, ce faci?
Cleverbot:Caine
User:Ce ai ma?
Cleverbot:Nimic, ma placi?
User:Nu, esti prost!
Cleverbot:Iti plac covrigii?
User:Ce intrebare...
Cleverbot:I want talk to you!
User:why you speak english?
Cleverbot:Ma enervezi!
User:Si tu pe mine
Cleverbot:Nu vreau.
User:Ce nu iti convine?
Clverbot:Lumea
Etc...
Leverbot: Sad, so sad, a host of sorrows, and you are one of them.
User: Offf ce rau imi pare ca esti sup.
Cleverbot: Do you think Matt Smith will be a good Doctor?
User: Da.
Cleverbot: Ce faci?
User: Bine ma gandesc la tine.
Cleverbot: De cand?
User: De azi.
Cleverbot: De aqui donde?
User: De la mama ta.
Cleverbot: De la noche.
User: De dimineata.
Cleverbot: Nem nem nem nem nem.
User: Prost mai esti.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: .
Cleverbot: A you a human.
User: Da.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Ba da really.
Cleverbot: Ba nu.
User: Suge-o.
Cleverbot: Sugoi desu ca!?
User: ).
Cleverbot: Fiii.
User: Mataaaaaaaaaa.
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Tac-tuuuuuuuuuuu.
Cleverbot: I don't like tacos.
User: Fetilii se misca biniiii dii taaat.
Cleverbot: Then what is the purpose of biotechnology?
User: Nu stiu.
Cleverbot: Cred ca esti.
User: Prost esti.
Cleverbot: Ba tu.
User: Idiot.
Cleverbot: That you are.
User: Tu.
Cleverbot: What is it tu?
User: Means you.
Cleverbot: Oh thanks.
User: ) prost mai esti.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: Te iubesc vtm.
Cleverbot: Nu te cred.
User: Te iubesc mult de taat.
Cleverbot: Si eu te iubesc.
User: Cat de mult?
Cleverbot: Foarte mult.
User: Mi-e foame.
Cleverbot: Que es eso?
User: I'm hungry.
Cleverbot: Me too, I'm getting tacos.
User: Nu imi plac tacos.
Cleverbot: Atunci carte?
User: Imi e foame idiotulee.
Cleverbot: Bravo tie.
User: Du-te dracu.
Cleverbot: Du-te tu.
User: Pa pa.
Cleverbot: De ce.
User: De mata.
Cleverbot: Da siur.
User: Hai pa.
Cleverbot: Pa.
N-ai cu cine sa te joci
Cea mai tare
Cleverbot: Cati ani ai?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tu cati ani ai?
Cleverbot: 8.
User: Minti.
Cleverbot: Nu mint.
User: Ba da.
Cleverbot: Ba nu.
User: Ba nu.
Cleverbot: Ba da.
Cleverbot: Sunt in calduri. Me: Te vreau! Cleverbot: Eu nu te vreau. Me: Atunci p. Cleverbot: Iubi te astept in path.
Cleverbot: Dat ce faci toata ziua?
User: Ma cac si ma basesc.
Cleverbot: Si eu.
User: Bravo.
Cleverbot: Si tie.
User: Ma ce rahat a iesit.
Cleverbot: Vineri am luat 10 la biologie.
User : MIHAAAAAAAAAAAAI RĂSPUNDE FUTUȚI GÂTU MĂ-TII.
Cleverbot : We cannot chose our friends. They have to chose us as well.
User : ROMÂNĂ BĂ FUTUȚI.
Cleverbot : It's in eastern Europe and it's the birthplace of dracula.
User : VOIRBEȘTE ROMÂNA.
Cleverbot: Eu cu naruto o sa avem un copil?
User : Da mihai, da. 
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User : MIHAAAAAAAAAAAAI RĂSPUNDE F***-ȚI GÂTU M*-TII.
Cleverbot : We cannot chose our friends. They have to chose us as well.
User : ROMÂNĂ BĂ F***-ȚI.
Cleverbot : It's in eastern Europe and it's the birthplace of dracula.
User : VOIRBEȘTE ROMÂNA.
Cleverbot: Eu cu naruto o sa avem un copil?
User : Da mihai, da. .
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