| ihaterain a întrebat:

Imi puteti spune si mie niste statusuri misto? nu d'alea de pitzi please... happy

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| AddictedToMDMA a răspuns:

" Eu si cand intru, ies in evidenta "
" Palmea mea-i desert, ti-o iei dupa ceafa "
" Da' am 2 cutite sa vezi ce(reale) sunt ca Musli(Brusli) "
" Tovarasa ta probabil e cu*va, daca zici ca e cu-plata "
"Scriu cele mai tari chestii, parca as grava in piatra"
"Eu nu o ard 2 zile cu aceeasi gainusa, ca Huidu" ( Aici daca esti fata, poti sa scrii " Eu n-o ard 2 zile cu acelasi cocosel, ca Huidu)
"iti dau somn ca o pescarie" (doc)

"piesa asta rupe p***a ca o nastere" (ceilalti)
"nici daca ai avea lotiune nu m-ai da pe spate" (cumicu)
"ctc nu mai e demult o trupa de pusti, e de mitraliere" (doc)
Astea sunt pentru gustul meu, acum nah, nu stiu ce gusturi ai tu. Dar daca te prinzi, sunt forte tari!

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| QuadruplePersonality a răspuns:

Pe facebook sunt cateva foarte dragutee. La aplicatia phrases. Ai putea sa incerci happy

| ExtraSakadat a răspuns:

Poti sa te iuti pe : statusuri.ro
happy

| Beykutza a răspuns:

Daca ai nevoie de prietenia mea si ne despart 100 de pasi, fa tu primul pas si le voi face eu pe celelalte 99 pentru tine.

Un iubit te poate injunghia in inima, un strain in fata, un prieten pe la spate. Dar prietenii adevarati nu poarta cutite la ei. (A boyfriend stabs you in the heart, a stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, but best friends don't carry knives.)

Prietenii adevarati sunt ingeri, chiar daca au uitat sa zboare...

Un prieten adevarat e greu de gasit, si mai greu de parasit si imposibil de uitat. (True friends are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget.)

Daca saruturile sunt valuri/ Iti voi da o mare./Daca imbratisarile sunt raze/ Iti voi da un soare./ Daca prietenia ta e o stea/Iti voi darui toata galaxia /Pentru ea.

Sunt inconjurata de ingeri. Ii numesc simplu PRIETENI. (I’m sorrounded by angels. I call them FRIENDS.)

Dintre toti cei care vor intra in viata ta, numai prietenii adevarati vor lasa urme in inima ta. (There will be many people who will walk in and out of your life but only true friends will leave footprints behind.)

Un prieten adevarat e acela care iti accepta trecutul, te sprijina in prezent si te incurajeaza in viitor. (A friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future.)

Prietenia este ca relatia dintre mana si ochi. Cand mana se raneste, ochii plang. Si cand ochii plang, mana le sterge lacrimile. (Friendship is like the relation between hands and eyes. When the hand gets hurt, the eye cries, and when the eye cries the hand wipes its tears.)

O prietenie care ia sfarsit n-a existat de fapt. (A friendship that can end, never really began.)

Nimic nu-ti poate schimba mai mult parerea despre un prieten ca succesul. Al tau sau al lui. (Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success: yours or his.)

Prietenii vin si pleaca, dar pe cei adevarati ii pastrezi toata viata.

Drumul spre casa unui prieten nu este niciodata prea lung. Ca si calea spre inima sa. (The road to a friend's house is never long.)

Un prieten adevarat crede in tine atunci cand tu ai renuntat sa mai speri. (A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.)

Fereste-te de explicatii. Dusmanii oricum nu te vor crede, iar prietenii nu au nevoie de explicatii. (Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.)

Never forget the people who made you who you are.

She’s my best friend. Break her heart and I’ll break your face!

Cel mai bun accesoriu pentru o fata: prietenii ei. (The best accessory a girl can have: her best friends.)

Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.

E mult mai usor sa transformi prietenia in dragoste decat dragostea in prietenie. (It’s much easier to turn friendship into love, than love into friendship.)

You know you’ve got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you’re laughing too hard.

Friends are forever. Boys are whatever.

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.

A true friend is like a good bra: supportive, hard to find and close to your heart.

A best friend is like a 4-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

Friendship is like China bowl: once broken, can be mended but crack is still there.

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

Nu-mi spune cum sa-mi aleg pretenii. Ma pricep la asta. Ca dovada, te-am ales pe tine.

Un prieten vede tristetea din ochii tai, in timp ce ceilalti se lasa pacaliti de zambetul tau.
Sper ca ti-am fost de ajutor, te pup bye:-P!

| RappK a răspuns:

Pestele cu coada

| RappK a răspuns:

Si parerea mea.statusul in pui in functie de starea pe care o ai.eu asa fac

anonim_4396
| anonim_4396 a răspuns:

Poti tine la status linkul asta: http://scurt.eu/76

| LoveNeverDies a răspuns:

De dragoste :
1)I miss your laugh, I miss your smile,
I miss everything about you...
Every second's like a minute,
Every minute's like a day
When you're far away...(blackmore's night-wish you were here)
2)I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and
The words don't rhyme
And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you - Always( bon jovi-always)
3)It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
4)You are the one but so far away
To be with you, there's no other way
you kiss and you touch so perfectly
I need to hold you close to me
5)I'm not afraid to say "I love you"
Any more than I used to be, baby/babe
I am scared to death
I am scared to death to fall in love
6)This love has taken it? s toll on me
She said goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice cause I won? t say goodbye anymore
7)It's the hurt that never heals
It's the deepest cut you feel
It's the thing in you that feeds
The animal in me
8)I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore

| Zuppie a răspuns:

Eu momentan am "Roata este rotundă."

| adrian_8943 a răspuns:

Diferenta dintre sex si dragoste e ca sexul te elibereaza de tensiuni interioare, pe cand dragostea le cauzeaza. (Woody Allen)