Am la engleza o tema ...sa scriu o ghicitoare sau o gluma in engleza ( sa fie mai scurte ) si nu gasesc ceva care... s-ar potrivi pentru scoala ma puteti ajuta? In romana ca le traduc eu in engleza

Multumesc... app: Funda

- de ce a murit cartea de matematica?
- avea prea multe probleme

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherwood!
Sherwood who!
Sherwood like to come in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shirley!
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know me by now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sicily!
Sicily who?
Sicily question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sid!
Sid who!
Sid down and have a cup of tea!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Simon!
Simon who?
Simon the dotted line!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Asia!
Asia who?
Asia you going to let me in then!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Astor!
Astor who?
Astor the ball is over!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athens!
Athens who?
Athens I love you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lee!
Lee who?
Lee'd on McDuff!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leland!
Leland who?
Leland of the free and the home of the brave!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lemon!
Lemon who?
Lemon me give you a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Len!
Len who?
Len us a fiver will you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lena!
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enid!
Enid who?
Enid some more pocket money!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enoch!
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Esau!
Esau who?
Esau down the road!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ethan!
Ethan who?
Ethan me out of house and home you are!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Essen!
Essen who?
Essen it fun to listen to these jokes!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adlai!
Adlai who?
Adlai a bet on that!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aesop!
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agatha!
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agnes!
Agnes who?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juicy!
Juicy who!
Juicy what I just saw!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want to come in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want some milk and cookies!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bitter Bianca!
Bitter Bianca who?
Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bjorn!
Bjorn who?
Bjorn Free!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bo!
Bo who?
Bo Geste!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bolivia!
Boliva who?
Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bologna!
Bologna who?
Bologna & cheese!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Julie!
Julie who!
Julie you door unlocked?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juliet!
Juliet who!
Juliet me in or not!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Savannah!
Savannah who?
Savannah you going to open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Schachter!
Schachter who?
Schachter Ripper. Feel like cutting up?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Schatzi!
Schatzi who?
Schatzi way the ball bounces!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Schubert!
Schubert who?
Schubert I can

Buna!

Uite aici poate iti place ceva!

Two girls were in a elevator.At the third store the elevator stops. One of the girls scream: Help! help Then told to the other one to try together. The other girl screamed: Together! Doua fete erau intr-un lift.La etajul 3 liftul s-a oprit. Una din fete a tipat: Ajutor! ajutor! Apoi i-a zis celeilalte sa incerce impreuna. Cealalta fata tipa: Impeuna!
"Don't be sad, don't be blue.Frankenstein was ugly too" "Nu fi trist, nu fi suparat.si Frankentein era urat"
"He who laughs last, laughs best! But he who laughs first, sees the point" "Cel care rade la urma, rade mai bine! Dar cel care rade primul, intelege poanta"
''To be or not to be, this is the question,,. ''A fi sau a nu fi, aceasta este intrebarea,,.
,, The life is too short, to have time for sadness too\" ,, Viata este prea scurta ca sa avem timp si pentru tristete\"

Daca nu te deranjeaza, iti spun direct in engleza ca noi asa le-am invatat si nu prea stiu cum sa le traduc pentru. ca unele cuvinte sunt cu dublu-sens, cum s-ar spune Uite una despre Hallowe`en:
Who won the Skeleton Beauty Contest?
No body!

E ceva de genu`: Cine a castigat Concursul de Frumusete pentru. Scheleti?
Nici un corp! (no body=niciun corp, nobody=nimeni)

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