Haideti la noul psiholog al T\A-ului(eu) si spuneti-va ce aveti pe constinta.

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Musique · Answer

Îmi stă în cap un topor.Cum îl dau jos?

dragon88denis · Answer

Nu il dai

Furculingură · Answer

Am mâncat o muscă.



Dar partea proastă e că mi-a plăcut.

YOUdriveMEcrazy · Answer

Am omorat odata o buburuza... si ma simt ca o criminala... :(

zurick · Answer

Ma tulbura ...Nu pot dormi noatea(oricat incerc sa dorm de la 2 incolo nu pot /...

dragon88denis · Answer

Stai fara TV si net si telefon ori jocuri si bea ceai de musetel.

zurick · Answer

Da nu pot rezista

dragon88denis · Answer

Respecta tratamentul.

zurick · Answer

De ce celelalte-s mai usoare? Stai linistit nu respect nimic

suităr · Answer

RândunelPisica mi-a criticat intrebarea.Cum il pot ucide?;;)

moilolyta09 · Answer

Cu tigaia magica ''drai cucar''!

dragon88denis · Answer

Cu dulcegarii.

Speed99 · Answer

Bai cine vine la asta ii dau jos hainele de pe el si il pun sa se plimbe prin tot Bucurestiul sau in caz ca e fata o violez!

suităr · Answer

N-ai avea curajul :>

zurick · Answer

Si daca e neutru?(asa-i unu din clasa de le mine)Ma rog eu voi incerca oricum

dragon88denis · Answer

Tu trebui sa te duci la azilul de nebuni sau sa stai 3 ore la categoria;"Cauze nobile".

ErrorFound · Answer

Mi-am omorat cina. :))

dragon88denis · Answer

Stai care era cin ta si cum ai omorat-o?

W3R4 · Answer

I-am mâncat frăţiorului meu biscuiţii...si simt că am o apăsare pe suflet...sau,poate că îmi vine să râgâi?

dragon88denis · Answer

Se pare ca ai complexul biscuitilor.

W3R4 · Answer

Exista tratament? :C

dragon88denis · Answer

Stai pe un fotoliu si mananca nuttela sau fineti pe paine prajita in timp ce vezi un film de groaza(ai grija sa nu te ineci).

dragon88denis · Answer

Si i-ai biscuiti fratiorului tau si cerei scuze.

Ayako · Answer

Constinta mea e goala.
Nu am nevoie de ajutor.

SootheMySoul · Answer

Am...intrat la...D/S:((
Si am gasit numai specii pe cale de disparitie(mi-am luat permis de port-arma)!

dragon88denis · Answer

Saracul de tini terebute sa sta 5 ore pe T\A ca sa iti revii.

Andrey3oo7 · Answer

Pai de o luna tot sun diverse numere din cartea de telefon si zic "Wazzaap!" dupa care inchid..cum pot sa ma las?

dragon88denis · Answer

Cauza:Plictisiala si cuvantul:"Wazzaap!".
Denumire:Wazzaapotita-obsesiva
Remediu:Asculta de 3 ori toate aceste melodii:Common denominator http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B32TlXCRHU&feature=related 
Pick me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdDsPrjDp4s&feature=related
Set a place at the table http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzRj34ZmyJw
One time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHVhwcOg6y8
Favourite girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGiYbYa5lno 
Next 2 you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm2NcCATgtg
Born to be somebody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UauF6SYDvE8 
Dr Bieber http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVqlYKjjiMU
Speaking in tongues http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzG2oK6Ynvo&feature=related 
Down to Earth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJGHqHkgzdQ
Bigger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aG2mbDYQNo
One less lonely girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXUSaVw3Mvk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrvSP2-13wE 
First dance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fylwSfIWJI
Love me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdDVtFvJwUc
Omaha Mall http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouSt8tXzBVk
Kiss and tell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQZ8PRw9rtc
One less lonely girl (french version) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nljkn7yb9Yo 
One time (christmas edition) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfXW6_ZRmAM 
Baby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vphf9oAbtvw 
Somebody to love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOI4OF7iIr4 
Stuck in the moment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z40Nl3QgNnk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap64dyyKpto 
Smile http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ozuCXpVJY 
Runaway Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLxJYlYtshQ
Never let you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ExWsVFJlFo
Overboard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlNGUvRbineQ
Eenie Meenie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmmCg5bKxA
Won't stop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpf7eyxAkJ0 
That should be me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Jw-T4dVss 
Up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhGznRORQgU
Where are you now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXPeUsVlgmc 
Rich girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oToXUmF37FU 
Ride http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Aaf46fGi-c 
Latin girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJTvlUnRfok 
Shawty let's go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4duolX4XRg
Believe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcOFUCEe15Y
can't live without you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3BbYn2tVKM 
Swag so mean http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC7xMYRZamw 
Pray http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9tJW9MDs2M 
Never say Never http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5-P9v3F8w http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGmudzcq6M8 
Trust issues- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Ck9c7Auzg
Wind it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrrZCpA8gL0
How to love - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrC64tUGvJY
All I Want For Christmas Is You - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGFNmEOntFA
Mistletoe - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUjn3RpkcKY da stiu ca va fi greu dar asa te lasi.

Andrey3oo7 · Answer

Pfoai..prea multe si pe fiecare de trei ori inseamna...(stai sa calculez) 44 x 3= 132 DE MELODII.
Docotre alt remediu nu aveti? :(( WAAAAZAAAAAP!