as vrea si eu statusuri:de dragoste,de prietenie,triste, de indiferenta..La cele mai multe si mai frumoase FUNDA!

Stiu numai in engleza!
1.I may look calm, but in my head, I've killed you three times.
2.Dear Lord, please give me the strength to not slap an idiot today...Amen.
3.A good friend bails you out of jail,
a best friend is sitting next to you saying "Damn...we fucked up".
4.It's not about your friends having YOUR back, It's about YOU having your friends back.
5.Some mistakes are just too fun to make only once.
6. Love is when you don't want to go to sleep - 'Cuz reality is better then a dream.
7.For love I'd do anything - For you I'd do more.
8.I'm a drug - You're a addict...Come on now baby, Make me your worst habit.
9.Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
10.Never argue with an idiot...People watching won't be able to tell the difference.
11.To all you haters - Do what you do.
I sure as hell ain't gonna waste my time on YOU!
12.Bitches throwin *** on my name...That's a shame...
Is it my fault that i'm the hottest *** in the game?

La 12: prima steluta scrie s-h-i-t, iar a doua steluta b-i-t-c-h.