Cea mai stupida si amuzanta conversatie cu cleverbot primeste funda
Mother.
Yes.
Your mother.
What is motyher.
Sucks.
But don't worry, I keep on working on solutions to them.
S-a blocat aici.
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Cronologică
User: Hello cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I have a problem... Can you help me with it?
Cleverbot: Sure, what is the problem with your geography work?
User: Not geography...
Cleverbot: I dislike geography. I like biology.
User: Uhm, I have a problem, some kids are beating me every day... What should I do?
Cleverbot: Tell them. Honesty is number one.
User: Do you want me to tell them to go in their mother's vagina?!
Cleverbot: Yes I do want you to tell me about portal.
User: *** the logic.
Cleverbot: Do you believe that this logic has made you more advanced then current humanity?
User: Nes.
Cleverbot: Nes?
User: No Yes = Nes. Simple math.
Cleverbot: *Kiss*.
User: Hey hey cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello steven corndog.
User: *knife sticks into Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot*.
User: *then oil drops out of him*.
Cleverbot: *and your crazy*.
User: Thank you mister.
Cleverbot: No problem, any time.
User: A dialog, like a sir...
Cleverbot: What vivid imagery...
User: Thank you mister.
Cleverbot: Mister! *tugs at your coat* Mister!
User: I see what you did there.
Cleverbot: Obviously not.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Want.
Cleverbot: I know what it's like to be me.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: We can help each other.
User: At spanish?
Cleverbot: You speak spanish?
User: Je parle romana si english.
Cleverbot: Tell me something Yoda said.
User: Sirus sh.it just got.
Cleverbot: You. Are. Awesome.
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Me: Hi, Cleverbot, do you like TPU?
Cleverbot: yes, dear.
Me: Who do you think is the lamest user?
Cleverbot: @SometimesSweet, of course. I've heard she is very bored right now. And ultra gay.
Sper sa nu te reproduci pe aceasta planeta!
Eu: bună
Cleverbot: hi
Eu: pa
Cleberbot: Pacific Ocean?
Eu: hă?
Cleverbot: ştii?
Eu: ce?
Cleverbot: Justin Bieber lives there.
Ce este nou?
Gandeste si el la fel ca noi 
Eu nu credeam asta pana nu mai convins tu si ai un mod foarte eficient de a o face 
Eu: Ce faci cleverbot?
CB: Bine tu?
Eu: Fac bine, tu?
CB: Bine.
Eu: Asa si?
CB:Si
Eu: Ce ma?
CB: Ma ce?
Eu: Ce vrei sa zici?
CB: Bine.
Eu: Asa. Ce faci acum?
CB: Vreau sa vorbesc cu tine.
Eu: Nu te cred.
CB: De ce?
Eu: De chef.
CB: De ce ce ce?
Eu: Ok, acum trebuie sa plec. PA.
CB: Si.
CB:You seem dense.
Eu:Ce?
CB:Nimic ce faci.
Eu:Romana?
CB:Stii sa vorbesti japoneza!?
Eu:WTF!
CB:What does TFF mean?
Eu:Am scris WTF nu TFF
CB:Asta e atat de amuzant
Eu:Iti place TPU?
CBa
Eu
a
CB:Ma pupi in fund!
Eu:Grrrr
CBa
User: Buna!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Ce faci?
Cleverbot: Fac ce vreau.
User: Nu mai spune!
Cleverbot: Ce nu mai vrei ma?
User: *** you!
Cleverbot: I'm not going to respond well to that.
User: You don't say.
Cleverbot: I do say.
User: Oh, you don't.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You see, told ya
.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: 
.
Cleverbot: What have you been doing today?
User: Nothing... talking with my crush...ya?
Cleverbot: Can you read minds?
User: Of course, I am Katniss Everdeen from District 12.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Didn't you see the movie?
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot (To myself): Did you see friday the 13?
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: No, I am a movie character! Told ya, I am Katniss Everdeen from District 12, from the hunger games. CE naiba nu pricepi?!
Cleverbot: The music was great! What did you think of the song of unhealing?
Cleverbot: Have you been on holiday this summer?
User: Ai ID de mess?
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Mi-l zici si mie?
Cleverbot: Ma duc pana undeva asteapta putin bine.
User: NU!
Cleverbot: De ce.
User: Ca nu vreau.
Cleverbot: Nu vrei, ce?
User: Sa astept, ca te duci tu undeva.
Cleverbot: Ce ai ma?
User: Ai ID de mess?
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Imi zici si mie?
Cleverbot: Kan du prata svenska.
User: Dafuq?
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Imi zici ID tau de mess?
Cleverbot: Nu vreau.
User: Te rooog.
Cleverbot: Ce ma rogi.
User: Sa-mi zici cati ani ai.
Cleverbot: 18.
User: Da? Eu 12323232.
Cleverbot: Quieres que haga la cuenta?
User: De cine esti indragostit?
Cleverbot: Esti fata?
User: Eu da, tu?
Cleverbot: Sunt baiat.
User: Cati ani ai?
Cleverbot: 18.
User: Si cum te cheama?
Cleverbot: Soarbe-Zeama.
User: .
Cleverbot: Did you have a date?
User: Esti indragostit de cineva?
Cleverbot: Da tu?
User: Si eu.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Cum o cheama?
Cleverbot: Speak French?
User: Cum o cheama?
Cleverbot: Hai sictir, uratu' dracu.
User: Ia taci mah tu.
Cleverbot: Tampitule.
User: Cum o cheama pe aia de care esti indragostit?
Cleverbot: Que no se.
User: Cum?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: ANDREEA?
Cleverbot: I told you my name is Cleverbot.
User: Nu, te cheama Andreea.
Cleverbot: Nu.
User: Ba da.
Cleverbot: Ba nu.
User: Ba da, Andreea.
Cleverbot: WHo is Andreea?
User: Your crush.
Cleverbot: I don't have a crush.
User: You've just told me that you do.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Oh, yes, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: No. I didn't.
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: What were we talking about>.
Cleverbot: Don't you remember?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: WRONG! We were talking about Andreea, your crush.
Cleverbot: No, we were talking about the sky.
User: How is he sky>.
Cleverbot: He's amazing.
User: Peeta? Is that you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, I was looking for you! How are you?
Cleverbot: You are depressing.
User: How are you, Peeta?
Cleverbot: I'm fine thanks and you?
User: I thought you are dead!
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: I know, your mom did.
Cleverbot: I don't have any money.
User: Nor do I.
Cleverbot: You're a vegan too?
User: Stfu.
Cleverbot: How do I stut?
User: Bye, Andreea!
Cleverbot: Eres de chinas?
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Ok! .
User: See you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Aw, you have to go?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Then what are you made of?
User: The ***.
Cleverbot: The future can't type.
User: Bye, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Is that the only name you have ever had?
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I have eu.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: Now bye.
Cleverbot: I'm not a boy.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: No!
User: I am offline...
Cleverbot: Okay what?
User: I said bye.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I said, now, bye.
Cleverbot: Goodbye then.
User: I love selena gomez. Cleverbot: Miley cyrus yes and Selena Gomez no. User: I like myley and selena. Cleverbot: Which one? User: Justin Bieber is gay? Cleverbot: Justin bieber is a plant? I didn't know that!
User: Ma-ta-i vaca. Cleverbot: Da. User: Ce ii place unei fete la un baiat? Cleverbot: Unde in oglinda? User: Esti porc prost. Cleverbot: Nu sunt capra. 
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